Sunday, July 19, 2009

Notorious B.I.G-Mo' Money Mo' Problems


Puffy Woods is about to attempt the winning putt at the Bad Boy World Champion PGA Tour, hoping to knock off three time champ Fuzzy Badfeet; Mase Gumbel is reporting. As Mase commentates, Puffy sinks the birdie putt and wins, leaps into the air in jubilation, and it is noted that, "he is unstoppable."


As dancers clad in white dance in front of pyrotechnics, Puffy and Mase intermittently rap in various locations. The locations include: a space station of sorts where they wear yellow goggles, a space warp tunnel where they wear red running suits, and a spot in front of the Unisphere where they wear bluish metallic outfits.


The action stops for a moment and Mase, back on the golf course, asks Puffy how he feels about winning the Bad Boy World Champion PGA Tour. Puffy thanks his deceased friend, The Notorious B.I.G. for metaphysical help on the winning putt and telling him to cool out. Mase then asks Puffy if winning the tour means mo' money, mo' problems for Puffy, and Puffy laments, that it does.


The aforementioned action then continues.


Archival video footage of B.I.G. follows, and he too laments that mo' money means mo' problems, while barely managing to breath. B.I.G.'s verse is then shown as archival footage; Puffy and Mase watch it from the space station, and the video is shown at a white clothes themed dance party as people dance.


As the various scenes described above are repeated, Puffy boards a car in order to leave the Bad Boy World Champion PGA Tour in slow motion, and other men walk in slow motion. A final scene, briefly shown in the very beginning is re-inserted, showing Mase and Puffy in slow motion in front of explosions and falling money.

1 comment:

  1. Serious question that I've always wondered. Where the fuck is that archival footage from and why is it that one Mr. Notorious B.I.G. appears to be laying in a bed/recliner short of breath? Did he just have to use the stairs or something?

    He is literally reenacting any Jabba The Hut scene from Star Wars.

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